My name…

My name is Kyle

not Kylie

or Kyles

not Smiley-Kyle

With saggy mouths

not ‘put a Kyle on ya dial’

not vile Kyle

or Kyle, put down that coat

or ‘the’ Kyle

I’m not an animal, contrary to popular belief

not ‘Kyle of the Night’

Lurking in the shadows

or Kyle Turnip

or Kyle Turpentine

not Kyle Brandon Dane Flynn Anthony Shae Monique Leslie Victoria Turpin Uglow Esonahpets

That’s so stupid and long it’s hardly a name at all

or Ky-yell

or Ky

or Kizzle

or Turpinator

Out to terminate and exterminate and say any other catchphrases of death-bent destructo bots…

not ‘just’ Kyle

or Style Kyle

But KYLE

CORRECT?

By Kyle Turpin