I'm In Charge of the World

If I were in charge of the world

I’d kill all cauliflower plants

Squeaky floors

Itchy blankets, and Miley Cyrus too.

If I were in charge of the world

There’d be bigger chocolate bars

Cleaner parks

And a climate always the perfect temperature.

If I were in charge of the world

You wouldn’t have sadness

You wouldn’t have rancid porridge

You wouldn’t have curfews

Or cigarette butts.

You wouldn’t even have cigarettes.

If I were in charge of the world,

Donuts with pink strawberry icing and coloured sprinkles would be a staple food

Good TV shows on earlier

And a person would sometimes forgot to clean his pup,

And sometimes forgot to freshen up

Would still allowed to be

In charge of the world.